This reminds me of a guy I know.
I was at my friends house doing our usuall weight lifting. He asked me if I minded if a friend of his joined us to see if he wanted to start lifting or not. Hell I didn't care, so "dustin" joined us for he night. My friend did his set of bench, I did mine, and it was Dustins turn. I asked him if he wanted me to knock some weight off since it was his first day and he said no thats alright, I'll try this. So with 250lbs. on the bar I lifted it up for him and he lowered it. The whole time his arms were shaking and his face was turning red, so I got ready to grab it. He shook his head no, touched the bar to his chest and pushed with all of his might. I was ready since I knew he couldn't lift the weight, but he kept pushing. The whole time his face is getting a darker red, and his whole body is shaking with his effort. About half way up he just left go. It cought me by surprise, but I cought the bar and lifted it back onto the stands. He just laid there with this akward look on his face, so i asked if he was ok? He quietly said ya I'm ok. I asked if he was sure he was ok? He quietly replied, I think I just shit myself. I laughed and said come on get up. We will take a break and you can do your reps with less weight. He slowly sat up, wiggled a little bit, than stood up holding his shorts. He goes I'll be right back and walked over to the stairs. As he stepped up onto the first step, a little turd nugget rolled out of his shorts and plopped onto the step.............


I have never laughed so hard in my life. He ended up going up stairs and cleaning himself and throwing his underware away. Everytime he starts getting worked up about something we always say, Calm down dustin, don't shit yourself