Semi-Official Rice Thread
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From: On a rock wall somewhere...
My brother sent me this after I told him he'd be stupid to buy "Z3" fenders for his Integra (he needs new fenders anyway, but the guy os 45 yrs old . . )
"Rice boys ahoy!
If you drive an automobile with suspension so low you bottom out on a white line, spray-on low profile tyres, a muffler that adds 1% more power and makes an obnoxious noise, a wing the size of a surfboard that does nothing at less than 150 km/h, patches of carbon fibre that may be real or may just be stick-on laminate, stickers advertising Japanese "racing teams" with odd names, a stereo the size of Tasmania that requires eight extra batteries and gives the car the performance of a 1962 Beetle, neon illumination of random componentry, a gigantic fluffy thing dangling from the rear vision mirror, and unwarranted logos, emblems and other accoutrements from the top-of-the-range version of the car . . ."
I thought it was pretty funny.
"Rice boys ahoy!
If you drive an automobile with suspension so low you bottom out on a white line, spray-on low profile tyres, a muffler that adds 1% more power and makes an obnoxious noise, a wing the size of a surfboard that does nothing at less than 150 km/h, patches of carbon fibre that may be real or may just be stick-on laminate, stickers advertising Japanese "racing teams" with odd names, a stereo the size of Tasmania that requires eight extra batteries and gives the car the performance of a 1962 Beetle, neon illumination of random componentry, a gigantic fluffy thing dangling from the rear vision mirror, and unwarranted logos, emblems and other accoutrements from the top-of-the-range version of the car . . ."
I thought it was pretty funny.
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Originally Posted by Mountain-man,Aug 29 2009, 11:56 PM
If you drive an automobile with suspension so low you bottom out on a white line, spray-on low profile tyres, a muffler that adds 1% more power and makes an obnoxious noise, a wing the size of a surfboard that does nothing at less than 150 km/h, patches of carbon fibre that may be real or may just be stick-on laminate, stickers advertising Japanese "racing teams" with odd names, a stereo the size of Tasmania that requires eight extra batteries and gives the car the performance of a 1962 Beetle, neon illumination of random componentry, a gigantic fluffy thing dangling from the rear vision mirror, and unwarranted logos, emblems and other accoutrements from the top-of-the-range version of the car . . ."
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Nah, while I usually post some that I take myself, I enjoy seeing the others posted here as well.
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From: On a rock wall somewhere...
Originally Posted by ScrapDog,Sep 18 2009, 07:50 AM
Wait, something was said. "Quick pretend you know whats going on " DOOOOH