So I thought it was time
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Let me try to put this another way:
This old man went see the doctor for a check up. After examining the old man, the doctor replied, "Sir, you're in excellent health for a man of 60." To this the man replied, "Who said I'm 60? I'm 75 and still going strong."
"What! 75... How old was your father when he died, sir?" The doctor wanted to know.
To this the old man replied, "Who said he dead? He's 93 and still going strong."
"93!" The doctor shouted and wanted to know how old the man's grandfather was when he died.
To this the old man also had an answer waiting... "Who said he's dead? He's 105 and still going strong. In fact, he's getting married next month!"
Now the doctor was thrilled. "105 years old and he still wants to get married? Can you ask him to come in for some tests some time and maybe...." Suddenly, the old man interupted, "Who said he wants to get married? It's more a case of he has to!"
This old man went see the doctor for a check up. After examining the old man, the doctor replied, "Sir, you're in excellent health for a man of 60." To this the man replied, "Who said I'm 60? I'm 75 and still going strong."
"What! 75... How old was your father when he died, sir?" The doctor wanted to know.
To this the old man replied, "Who said he dead? He's 93 and still going strong."
"93!" The doctor shouted and wanted to know how old the man's grandfather was when he died.
To this the old man also had an answer waiting... "Who said he's dead? He's 105 and still going strong. In fact, he's getting married next month!"
Now the doctor was thrilled. "105 years old and he still wants to get married? Can you ask him to come in for some tests some time and maybe...." Suddenly, the old man interupted, "Who said he wants to get married? It's more a case of he has to!"
