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True Creepy Story - true but doesn't sound like it!
This happened in a little town in Mexico, and even though it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night
in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was roiling and
no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could
hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop. The guy, without
thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door - and only
then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel! The
car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve
coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his life. He
had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve,
a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared
every time the car was approaching a curve. Finally, although
terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump out of the
spooky car. Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm
all the way to the nearest town.
Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale,
visibly shaken guy, walked into a cantina and asked for two shots of
tequila. Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in
the
cantina about the horrible experience he just went through with
the spooky car with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept
appearing.
Everyone in the cantina listened in silence and became frightened,
listening to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they
realized the guy was telling the truth because he was crying and
he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same cantina and
one said to the other, "Look, Pepe, that's the idiot who got in
the car while we were pushing it!"
__________________________________________________ ______
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine one afternoon, when
he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one of
the men. "We don't have any money for food," the man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then," instructed the lawyer. "But sir, I have a wife and two
children!" "Bring them along!" the lawyer said, as he headed back to the
limo, and turning to the second man, said, "You come along, too!" "But sir,
I have a wife and four children," said the second man. "Bring them all!" the
lawyer said.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a
vehicle as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." "No problem," the lawyer replied,
"The grass at my place is almost a foot tall."
__________________________________________________ __________
YOU, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request
for the following reasons:
*You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulatedin order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct
protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.
This happened in a little town in Mexico, and even though it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night
in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was roiling and
no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could
hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop. The guy, without
thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door - and only
then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel! The
car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve
coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his life. He
had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve,
a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared
every time the car was approaching a curve. Finally, although
terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump out of the
spooky car. Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm
all the way to the nearest town.
Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale,
visibly shaken guy, walked into a cantina and asked for two shots of
tequila. Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in
the
cantina about the horrible experience he just went through with
the spooky car with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept
appearing.
Everyone in the cantina listened in silence and became frightened,
listening to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they
realized the guy was telling the truth because he was crying and
he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same cantina and
one said to the other, "Look, Pepe, that's the idiot who got in
the car while we were pushing it!"
__________________________________________________ ______
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine one afternoon, when
he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one of
the men. "We don't have any money for food," the man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then," instructed the lawyer. "But sir, I have a wife and two
children!" "Bring them along!" the lawyer said, as he headed back to the
limo, and turning to the second man, said, "You come along, too!" "But sir,
I have a wife and four children," said the second man. "Bring them all!" the
lawyer said.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a
vehicle as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." "No problem," the lawyer replied,
"The grass at my place is almost a foot tall."
__________________________________________________ __________
YOU, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request
for the following reasons:
*You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulatedin order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct
protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.
