Things learned from Team Shocker 2006 Camp trip
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HAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH kevin that shit was hilarious!
For the record Greg is not my wife, just my bitch.
Moving Onward:
1.) Greg does follow directions very well
2.) Still we only made 4 U-turns!
3.) Tony and Alan dont like U-Turns, but Alan doesnt like RV's more.
4.) Tony is an amazing cook. Thanks again bro.
5.) Hiro is a healer
6.) Jaime is now officailly the most laid back person in the WORLD!
7.) The Lead sleeping bag in the "snoring symphony" was Johnny
8.) You guys walked way too far on the midnight walk.
9.) Johnny should quit his job and become a full time "streaker"
10.) Ang was the best smelling person within a 200 mile radius
11.) DNR officers struck again
12.) Kevin is the first asian that ive met (his size) that can throw the football the way he does. Amazing man!
13.) Kev broke the golden rule.
14.) Those brazilian paddles should be used for spankin hot brazilian ass instead of chasing a little blue ball around the woods. Hahahhaha jk
.....to be continued
For the record Greg is not my wife, just my bitch.
Moving Onward:
1.) Greg does follow directions very well
2.) Still we only made 4 U-turns!
3.) Tony and Alan dont like U-Turns, but Alan doesnt like RV's more.
4.) Tony is an amazing cook. Thanks again bro.
5.) Hiro is a healer
6.) Jaime is now officailly the most laid back person in the WORLD!
7.) The Lead sleeping bag in the "snoring symphony" was Johnny
8.) You guys walked way too far on the midnight walk.
9.) Johnny should quit his job and become a full time "streaker"
10.) Ang was the best smelling person within a 200 mile radius
11.) DNR officers struck again
12.) Kevin is the first asian that ive met (his size) that can throw the football the way he does. Amazing man!
13.) Kev broke the golden rule.
14.) Those brazilian paddles should be used for spankin hot brazilian ass instead of chasing a little blue ball around the woods. Hahahhaha jk
.....to be continued
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Which is why i corrected that Petey boy.
15.) Pull the FIT in by the fire
16.) DNR officer: "uh dat der, i wanna talk to da owner of da whats dat called, uh da honda over der ummm dat how do yalls say it da "FEET" da honda "FET"
17.) Hiro's Martini dance.
15.) Pull the FIT in by the fire
16.) DNR officer: "uh dat der, i wanna talk to da owner of da whats dat called, uh da honda over der ummm dat how do yalls say it da "FEET" da honda "FET"
17.) Hiro's Martini dance.
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Aug 28 2006, 03:03 PM
Which is why i corrected that Petey boy.
I am saying that while you clarified that Greg might not be your wife, you have conspicuoisly NOT denied Greg being your husband
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18.) Daman wasn't driving
19.) Make sure you know where you're going because when you ask Daman where to go next he's going to say "I don't know man! You figure it out!"
20.) Farming can be highly profitable but it's very risky
21.) Johnny's clothes mysteriously dissapear on night walks, bring blindfold next time
22.) There are no fish in wisconsin
23.) Jaime has super human powers of sight and he is also the world champion of motocycles, so he pimps lots of hoes. And he has millions of dollars.
24.) Hiro watches too many movies
25.) "Recycled" beer won't kill you.. just wipe the rust off and drink it
26.) "Recycled" beer gives you killer beer farts
27.) Lake U-turn is still the best fishing around
28.) Alan has mad driving skillz
29.) Wisoncins locals are creepy, but generally friendly. So are their dogs.
30.) Bags of ice in WI are 3/4 the size of bags of ice in IL
31.) Kicking the soccer ball is better in the dark
32.) Hiro is one scary zombie after 5 martinis
33.) Alan drinks nuclear waste
34.) Beth is nice and can take the fastest shit in the US
35.) Don't let Daman talk to DNR officers
36.) Don't laugh at the DNR officers lisp, cause you really need to listen to where he's telling you to go otherwise you're ****ed.
37.) Daman may not know how to read a map, give directions, or find alternate routes, but he will get you there eventually
38.) Camping is fun
19.) Make sure you know where you're going because when you ask Daman where to go next he's going to say "I don't know man! You figure it out!"
20.) Farming can be highly profitable but it's very risky
21.) Johnny's clothes mysteriously dissapear on night walks, bring blindfold next time
22.) There are no fish in wisconsin
23.) Jaime has super human powers of sight and he is also the world champion of motocycles, so he pimps lots of hoes. And he has millions of dollars.
24.) Hiro watches too many movies
25.) "Recycled" beer won't kill you.. just wipe the rust off and drink it
26.) "Recycled" beer gives you killer beer farts
27.) Lake U-turn is still the best fishing around
28.) Alan has mad driving skillz
29.) Wisoncins locals are creepy, but generally friendly. So are their dogs.
30.) Bags of ice in WI are 3/4 the size of bags of ice in IL
31.) Kicking the soccer ball is better in the dark
32.) Hiro is one scary zombie after 5 martinis
33.) Alan drinks nuclear waste
34.) Beth is nice and can take the fastest shit in the US
35.) Don't let Daman talk to DNR officers
36.) Don't laugh at the DNR officers lisp, cause you really need to listen to where he's telling you to go otherwise you're ****ed.
37.) Daman may not know how to read a map, give directions, or find alternate routes, but he will get you there eventually
38.) Camping is fun