I was gonna say your smile, but then i would have been lying.

 

 

i have an intimate night planned with my girl friend "righty" and free web pron

 

you guys are pathetic.

and so am i.

i'm taking an outta towner to a grubby Thai place. then we're hitting the bars. too bad, so sad.

 

Im clubbin, tryin to pick up some horny underage girls!!! whatup

 

Any of you losers get your willy wet last night.

 

Nope....wife is still in "post-natal" recovery. No nookie for some time...however, with that, I didn't feel obligated to take her to an expensive dinner, buy her flowers, get her chocolate, or even talk to her like I love her .

I did get to watch my boy feed off what was once mine.

Ok...joking aside, I'll make it up to her on Mother's Day.

 

more importantly, will she make it up to you on father's day?