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Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:37 AM
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Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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I keep having dreams about my car(s) getting stolen and/or broken in to. In last night's version, I walked outside and my s2000 was on blocks, minus wheels, seats, stereo, etc... apparently I went and bought a 911 to replace it, and came out to find 5 mexican guys taking everything off of it (in broad daylight no less). When they were done it was just a frame and an engine. The guys stealing the shit were like "don't worry man, we'll be done soon, it'll be okay."

Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:44 AM
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so, in summary..

Hiro dreams of getting tortured and kicking sheep
daman dreams of getting shot
:jeff: dreams of mexicans
pete dreams of all the men in the world turning ghey to suit his needs.
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:46 AM
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i dont dream
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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never? that's strange. If you are in a deep sleep, you won't dream. all dreams occur during the REM state. or you just don't remember having one at all. some sleep scientists wake up their volunteers during REM state to find what their dreams are.

next time you pass out, i'll wake you up by shaking you violently and screaming the following line.

"WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM WOMAN? TELL ME NOW!"

but then again, i'd probably be slapped and have my eyes gouged out.

also i might wake up missing my testicles and finding it on sale on ebay.
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 08:57 AM
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This thread turned weird.

In truth, I almost never remember my dreams. I do remember that when I do have them, whenever I am at home, it is my childhood home that I have not lived in for more than 10 years.

Jeff, are you sure that was a dream?

Hiro, stop trying to pass off your homo-erotic fantasies as being someone elses. You have a problem, get help. Serious, professional help.
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 14 2006, 11:57 AM
You have a problem, get help. Serious, professional help.
That's what drugs are for. Drugs are your friends!
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 09:05 AM
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Old Mar 14, 2006 | 10:44 AM
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"Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do Drugs, Mmmmkay."
Old Mar 14, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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eye eye sir!



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