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Tale of Wantone, a Stranger, a Girl, Her Boyfriend, and His 350Z

#1 User is offline   wantone 

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:28 PM

It was a cool breezy Sunday morning in San Francisco. I was out helping my mom prune flowers on the balcony, yes I do these things around the house :D! When suddenly I hear wheels screeching, smell clutch burning, and a lady yelling out "Stop Stop... Turn Turn!" I look out and what a perfect picture moment...

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Wantone- holding the camera from far away.
Girl- in Red
Girl's Boyfriend- White shirt looking studly.
Stranger- Man in brown

Situation:
Dude is driving his brand spanking new 350Z, showing his girlfriend the sights around town. He's, for some really weird reason, caught behind this parked truck and can't get out...

The driver steps out to survey the situation...
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He jumps back in to give it another go. Meanwhile his girlfriend is up front watching over hoping he doesn't hit the truck...
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It's 15minutes and he's still at it :D
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Driver decides to take a rest and comes out...
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Girlfriend urges her boyfriend to hurry up and get out...
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The sound and smell of the clutch is unbearable. Note other tourists checking out the situation...
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Let's see how much space is in the back...
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#2 User is offline   wantone 

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:29 PM

Oh shucks! The car slides FORWARD! Check out how startled the girl is with her hand...
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Girl runs forward to check it... by now another 10mins. have elapsed...
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"Turn your wheel..." Girl yells out...
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I decide to visit the restroom but when I come back a stranger, dressed in brown, walks over to the 350Z...
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Stranger assess the situation...
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#3 User is offline   wantone 

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:30 PM

Looks over the other side...
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Stranger watches for another 5 minutes...
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Stranger asks the driver, "Dude, can I drive it out for you?"
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10minutes pass and driver finally agrees... He comes out to help direct. A baller also comes to see what's going on...
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30seconds later... Z is FREE :D...
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#4 User is offline   wantone 

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:31 PM

Man... 1hour+++ entertainment :LOL: :LOL:

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:35 PM

Boy I'm such a JERK :D

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:37 PM

hahaha, that's funny!

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:37 PM

This is one of the best posts ever! LMAO! :D

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:40 PM

You are such a bastard! :LOL: LMAO!!!

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:44 PM

wait, it took him an hour to get his car out? you could fit that and a daewoo lanos in that spot.
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:46 PM

lol, it's like a picture book!
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:46 PM

wat exactly was the problem with the guy in the white shirt?(the owner)
i think that the problem is so stupid that i dont understand it!!!
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:48 PM

Hey wantone, I think you should bind it and sell it for reading material for kids! I'd buy one!
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:51 PM

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wat exactly was the problem with the guy in the white shirt?(the owner)
i think that the problem is so stupid that i dont understand it!!!


The owner couldn't get his car out of his parking spot :D

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:52 PM

haha I get scared about rolling into cars here in SF, cause we got some STEEEEEP hills... And people just love parking close as :spam:ing possible...
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:55 PM

wantone. that's hilarious.

(better not find out that it was actually you behind the wheel and that was actually your mother making fun of you) :hello:
j/k.

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 05:56 PM

wantone,,i dont belive it!!!!
why drive a 350z when u cant even get out of a parking spot like that!!!!
and how in the hell did he get his drivers licence!!!!!!!!

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:01 PM

What a total putz.:whome:

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:01 PM

Can't believe the owner wouldn't just back up. Looked like he had plenty of room...

Makes me laugh how dump so drivers are.. lol

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:02 PM

Soo classic. Makes me wonder...
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:10 PM

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Can't believe the owner wouldn't just back up. Looked like he had plenty of room...

Makes me laugh how dump so drivers are.. lol


i'm sure he had no idea how to drive a standard shift tranny and he was afraid he would drift forward before the clutch caught...what a putz.

:) that is one great post though....wantone...and BTW...you have a great view from your balcony....
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:11 PM

:LOL: :LOL:

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:20 PM

HAHahahahhaha, omg.. asian fob drivers.. :LOL:
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:24 PM

I thought the story was gonna end with the driver taking off with the car.

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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:27 PM

That's sad. Dude need to learn how to drive a manual.

Wantone, you should've gone down there and showed them how to really drive.
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Posted 04 March 2003 - 06:29 PM

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I thought the story was gonna end with the driver taking off with the car.


that's what i would have done... either that or i would have tapped the truck on purpose and say ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops..... sorry dude! Lata!!!!

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