... I've decided to carry "the word" across platforms

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Ciao

 

 

I shudder to think that if I left this Earth tomorrow, that all I'd be remembered for is poop. I have nothing to say in my self defense.
By the way... have any of you ever lit a fart?
CB

 

Good times!
-Lee

 

To combust one's own's gasses out of the asses is rather ... funny!
DO IT!
Chicken and Hieneken creates a nice large greenish flame. In fact, it is best to burn that shit off because it is powerful nasty, and rather potent if not burned away.
Beans and red meat erupt differently. Study the physics books for details on elemental behaviour of basic elements and detected flame color. Each primary element burns a different color. Fact is, that depending on what you eat, the gasses created are somewhat different.
Not all farts are the same. You know it, I know it, and the rest of the American people know it.
Oyster farts are awful because of the sulphur and iron. Butt-Flame tests prove this. Sulphur burns yellowish. Depending on what else you chowed on and broke down, the flames resulting in the igition of the exit gasses from your asses could be considered a science experiment.
Whatever you chow on, your GI bacteria breaks it down and the result is gas.
Find a stove lighter and have fun. Blow it out your ass and ignite it. You'll laugh for hours.
Life is short,
CB

 

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Error -
Refer to the chemistry book. I think it is chapter 14, "Liquids Solids and Gasses".
Enjoy with a cabernet and your favorite cheese.