Saw a damned scorpion run in my garage where my S and my workshop resides. Lifted up the door this evening and saw a scorpion scramble inside but it went into the corners and disappeared.
Anyone know how to roust out a freakin' scorpion? I have to change out the oil on my S tomorrow and I sure as shit don't want to be underneath my S and have a freakin' scorpion sting me while I'm working.

Word?

CB

 

Black light and a large hammer!

 

You can make cricket sounds by rubbing your legs together to lure them out.

 

Do what an old neighbor used to do, turn all the lights off and go scorpion hunting with a black light. When you find one, grab it by the tail with some pliers and light it on fire.

Show all the other scorpions whose boss.

Did it look like this?




*** Yes, this thread did need a picture because I know some of you guys are afraid of scorpions.

 

If I rub my legs together, I'd catch on fire and burn for at least three days. When the fire reaches my liver, the entire neighborhood would go up in flames!
Need to know what will attract a scorpion. Sugar water? Beer?

 

See, this is the type of situation where we could tell him something off the wall and he would actually try it. Hmmmmmmmmm............

 

FVCK NO! It was the little bastard type. The ones that are more deadly than the big ones. FVCK, If it were larger, I'd have it flamed by now. Little FVCKR is hiding out somewhere in my man-cave.

 

... and oh yeah. I respect the scorpion. I've had a couple of 'em come in to my domicile in the last two years. Killed 'em both with a swift Jackie Chan chop with the shoe. I have a little daughter that the fvckrs would really put a hurt on if they crossed paths.
Shit! I have to change oil on my S tomorrow morning!

 

This is definitely one of the smaller bark scorpions... not the brown scorpion that is as big as a rat. The phucker is still out there.
I opened the garage door about an inch and turned off the lights in the garage in hopes of the phucker phinding its way out.
I have a field trip planned tomorrow that starts with me changing the earl and doing basic maintenance. Dont want that scorpion**** on my fat back whilst I'm under the car. SHIT!

 

run the s for a few hours with the garage closed. Build up the carbondioxide and kill the motofoko! But be safe with that idea, it can easily backfire on you and end up killing the S owner hahaha.


I dont know if that will work, but herd lots of people die in suicide attempts. Maybe it will kill the little bugger hahahah.

Good luck