Buck's Night
08-10-2006, 07:19 PM
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OK here's the go. Firstly, winery lunch (buck owns a poshy restaurant so wines are his thing) in the Yarra Valley, then a tandem skydive for him. Arranging skimpy red jocks with the word "buck" on the bum to wear over his pants while he does the jump. Going back out to city for dinner and then arranging a couple of strippers to come after the restaurant closes. Hit the strip joints/clubs after that for more tits, booze and dancing/convulsing.
The Swedish prince thing sounds like a laugh but due to everyone being of Oriental descent I doubt we could pull it off. I guess we could do the Yakuza thing but we'll look like complete tossers and probably get knifed.
The Swedish prince thing sounds like a laugh but due to everyone being of Oriental descent I doubt we could pull it off. I guess we could do the Yakuza thing but we'll look like complete tossers and probably get knifed.
08-10-2006, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Blackie,Aug 11 2006, 01:19 PM
Arranging skimpy red jocks with the word "buck" on the bum to wear over his pants while he does the jump.
No, I think that shoudl be the ONLY thing he wears while doing the jump.
08-10-2006, 07:27 PM
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. My initial plan but unfortunately the company stipulates long pants are mandatory for safety reasons. I don't get it either. A little chaffing never hurt anyone.
08-10-2006, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Blackie,Aug 11 2006, 01:19 PM
The Swedish prince thing sounds like a laugh but due to everyone being of Oriental descent I doubt we could pull it off. I guess we could do the Yakuza thing but we'll look like complete tossers and probably get knifed.
I arranged a Buck's 5 years ago which was exactly as I've suggested above. It was supreme. We even had a guy with a briefcase and an attached 'scanner' to supposedly search people for weapons.
Highlights:
- Security guards at one place asking us if we had weapons. I said 'the boys left their pieces at home tonight. We can handle ourselves fine without them." He gave me a knowing nod.
- Getting free entry into one place on the basis of our charade, then going up to the bar where the bar manager told us we could all have freebies, to which our non-english speaking buck said with his Oz accent: "I'd love a Beck's, thanks". Barman doesn't bat an eyelid; gets Beck's, opens it, hands it to him. Amazing.
- Being busted out at our last venue, after security approached me and gruffly said "Mate I've been told this is just a buck's night" to which I petulantly responded "This is just astonishing. I'll be speaking to your manager about this. You shan't be getting the business of Swedish Royals again." Didn't help much, he threw us out anyway.
08-10-2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Beaver,Aug 9 2006, 06:40 PM
Jeepers, double the dose - quick smart.
Either that or go to a brothel with these beds.
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