leonard part 6

Due to my recent upgrade from '99 to '02, I have a spare cd stacker cartridge. It won't fit the '02, because the '02 runs an 8 disc stacker, not a 6.

SO: I hereby put this fantastic piece of plastic up for grabs. All you have to do to win it is come up with the best limerick or haiku. Only one condition- your prose must include the words "fisting" and "dwarves", or acceptable variants thereof (e.g. "fist" is okay).

The best entrant will receive the cartridge in the mail, postage paid by me. Exciting stuff, huh!

Naturally, the midget's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.

Entries close Friday 23 April 2004.

Fist
Fist
I used to be Fisty

RedRover

A nudist resort in Benares
Took a dwarf in all unawares
But he made members weep
For he just couldn't keep
His nose out of private affairs.

RedRover

When Fisty lived in Khartoum
He took a dwarf up to his room
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.

AusS2000

Writing a haiku
containing fisting and dwarves
is very diffic.....

MattG

There once was a dwarf from Nantucket.....

s2o0o

who fists dwarfs you say?
oh leonard part 6 that guy...
was he 'fisting dwarves'?

...haha i tried. good luck, im off to the police blitz in chapel street! seeya.

Stanley

naishou

Come on Stanley, what rhymes with Nantucket?

naishou

[QUOTE]Originally posted by RedRover
When Fisty lived in Khartoum
He took a dwarf up to his room
And they argued a lot

Stanley

There was a young dwarf from Nantucket
Who's car was as fast as a bucket
And he said with a grin as he went for a spin
"If Fisty was here it would rocket"