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Old Apr 23, 2008 | 09:43 AM
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A Hollywood film producer is reportedly interested in turning Michael Schumacher's life story into a blockbuster - with the seven time world champion himself in the starring role.

The most successful driver in Formula One history's long-time manager, Willi Weber, confirmed to the German news weekly Bunte that the offer has been made, but said an ultimate decision about the project has not been taken.

The 39 year-old former Jordan, Benetton and Ferrari racer's entire life would be the subject of the movie; including Schumacher's modest beginnings as the son of a bricklayer, his rise to Grand Prix superstardom and wealth, and his apparently idyllic life as a husband and father.

Schumacher has appeared in a couple of films already; as 'Schumix' in the recent Asterix feature, and with a voiceover in the popular children's animation 'Cars'
Only if the include these factual parts in the movie:

that he stabbed his friend and countryman in the back to steal his woman
that he had his daughter lie to Luca DiMontezemblo trying to get out of helping Ferrari/EI win 1999 championships
That he had his "I am the true Feuher" in all his contracts
that he lost his head crashing into GREATEST rookie of all time JV
That he louise Snivley hamitoned himself out of 06 WDC
that he drove a dumptruck through the watering hole at suzuka while drunk and wearing a Toyota shirt
that he blocked the contract signing cause he was AFRAID of the signing of 2 time WDC MH becoming his Ferrari teammate making Luca DiMontezemblo lose his love for him

That he went to The greatest driver ever Grave (Aryton Senna) to thank him for dying so he could win his 1st 2 WDC and making way for the other 5, knowing Senna lives MS would never have become who he became

Oh well I just ruined 80% of the movie!!

My suggestion to the chin.... forget a boast ego movie, ask to be the villian in the 3rd Daniel Craig 007 film. With his dopey eye and GIANT Chin, MS is the perfect new Ernst Stavlo CHINfeld, and a German. Perfect bad guy. He could have a final death after losing a high speed chase against 007 (Astin Martin) while chinFeld drives a Fiat 1.2 L Diesel (remember it is a Fiat that gave the Chin 5 WDC) along the Amalfi coast, or the road in Italian Alps from Bergamo to Cortina.
Face it everyone cheers when Jimbo wins and who better to be dead than a card carrying member of the test tube 4th reich!
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Old Apr 23, 2008 | 09:46 AM
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ha ha .. i had forgotten he had taken poor Heinz Harald Frentzen's girl away .. LOL !
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Old Apr 23, 2008 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Marco,Apr 23 2008, 01:43 PM
that he lost his head crashing into GREATEST rookie of all time JV
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Old Apr 24, 2008 | 09:53 AM
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I know Marco can be a bit opinionated at times ( understatement of the year ) but now that I think about it I liked MS before he joined Ferrari. I know he brought Ferrari back from the dumps but is he single handedly responsible for it the way people say he is, I think not. Ferrari's mega million budget and the team, I think, did a lot more than he did.
Also his autocratic behavior at Ferrari really put me off. He really screwed his co-drivers over. Just look at the season in which he crashed. Before his crash Irvine was a nobody but as soon as he crashed Irvine out of nowhere became a front runner for the WDC. He switched cars with Rubens when Ruben's setup was faster in qualifying what the hell is that about.
I still like Schumacher just not as much as I would have had he not shown his autocratic side. I am the most ardent and firm believer of Joga Bonito.
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 04:24 AM
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Opinions vary...
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Triple-H,Apr 25 2008, 07:24 AM
Opinions vary...
shutup Doug...

Look assuming movie comes out in fall/winter here is what you do. close off wrist area of coat and then pin/duct tape into pockets, put 3-6 beers down each sleeve, have someone put coat on you zip up, while leaving arms tucked into top of pants. have guest buy and hand tickets to the ticket kid. get to theater 30 min early

Now as i have heard you have an enlarged liver, pound 4-5 before movie starts, then drink as normal throughout the film. why is this important you ask??

Because I am positive many other members along with myself will LOVE to read your unbiased review. as a matter of fact, 10 for your ticket, 20 for 12 pack..so i bet between all of us interested, we could get 30 dollars together for your expert critique.

for us to pay however here are the guidelines.

we must see you in tears via picture taken by your guest
you must wear a white tshirt with I am LOYAL tifosi written in cheap red lipstick on back of tshirt, WHILE wearing your 2005 team spirit (mild seven alibi) Renault Alonso hat
you must be completely honest in your review
you must write 2 reviews 1 in drunken stage just after movie, 1 in sober state
and finally

You must get a rope, cut square from cardboard box, black thick sharpie, and make a sign and wear as you leave theater till you get home that says

"Marco is God, Therefore God is an ASSHOLE!

I love you to oh fearless one!
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Old Apr 26, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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LOL wow a lot of thought was put into that haha but funny nonetheless ;p
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Old Apr 27, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by [gTr
,Apr 24 2008, 01:53 PM] Before his crash Irvine was a nobody but as soon as he crashed Irvine out of nowhere became a front runner for the WDC. He switched cars with Rubens when Ruben's setup was faster in qualifying what the hell is that about.
OMG Eddie Irvine...I had hoped I would never hear that name again. The epitome of a total a$$hole!
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Old Apr 27, 2008 | 05:40 PM
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FACT update: Murray Walker will be Played by................................................ .................................................. .................


Bruce Willis
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:45 AM
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hmmm...
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