Bird took a dump in my car
here. 
04-10-2006, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by bobowah,Apr 10 2006, 09:29 AM
You know in my industry... it supposely good luck when you get hit by bird crap.
What is my industry: Trash industry.
My drivers and loader operators get belted all the time by bird crap. The best stories are then they hit you in the middle of the head.
And yes I have been hit.
Look at it this way at least it was your car and it can be easily washed off and you can change your shorts. You can make up a good short story. Instead of you crapping in your shorts. You can say a bird crapped on your shorts. HAHAH
What is my industry: Trash industry.
My drivers and loader operators get belted all the time by bird crap. The best stories are then they hit you in the middle of the head.
And yes I have been hit.
Look at it this way at least it was your car and it can be easily washed off and you can change your shorts. You can make up a good short story. Instead of you crapping in your shorts. You can say a bird crapped on your shorts. HAHAH
04-10-2006, 08:40 PM
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thats my worse nightmare.... i once backed up like a car lenth from the white line because there i was at a red light and there were dozens of pigeons on the electric line....whew...i was just waiting to get bombarded !!!
04-10-2006, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by geoff2005,Apr 10 2006, 01:08 AM
lol at lest you werent hit by a burrito. old thread when sideways was hit by a burrito with his top down. hope he doesnt mind me posting this thread
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
04-10-2006, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by IwantanS,Apr 10 2006, 09:57 PM
Here we go, someone haaadd to dig up the "Flying Burrito" story.
04-11-2006, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Superjenn,Apr 10 2006, 05:50 PM
eww..
do female birds bleed like humans? I remember once in hs, a friend of mine got bombed on his head by a pigeon, and the crap had some blood in it.
do female birds bleed like humans? I remember once in hs, a friend of mine got bombed on his head by a pigeon, and the crap had some blood in it.
thats sick