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Old 06-22-2006, 01:59 PM
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Eight things you'll never hear a man say:

8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.

Eight things you'll never hear a woman say:

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!
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My wife says #2 all the time. She hates spending money on herself.
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Originally Posted by tool462,Jun 22 2006, 03:07 PM
My wife says #2 all the time. She hates spending money on herself.
You're a lucky man.
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uhoh... does that mean i'm not a man?
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 22 2006, 01:59 PM
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
you have a purse?
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 22 2006, 01:59 PM
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
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i know #3 isnt gonna happen.. melrose place isnt even on anymore
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Those were awesome. I'll make a note of it. Just maybe i'll surprise a guy. hehehehe
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 22 2006, 02:59 PM
Eight things you'll never hear a man say:

5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
I use #5, when I'm trying to get the other #5
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 22 2006, 02:59 PM
1. Hey, pull my finger!
you obviously haven't hung out with me!


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