LOL@ our new "gopher"
05-17-2006, 02:58 PM
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i knows! lol soo sad, they are going to have a ball with him
my gsm messes with anybody in the sales department.
if you go use the john, you HAVE to take an umbrella. if not, he will splash you so a ton of water and throw wet toilet paper wads into the stall.
he got me once with the other finance manager so bad right before i had to type up a contract with a customer and they were like "excuse me, did you just take a shower with your clothes on?" =(
haha all good clean fun though
my gsm messes with anybody in the sales department.
if you go use the john, you HAVE to take an umbrella. if not, he will splash you so a ton of water and throw wet toilet paper wads into the stall.
he got me once with the other finance manager so bad right before i had to type up a contract with a customer and they were like "excuse me, did you just take a shower with your clothes on?" =(
haha all good clean fun though
05-17-2006, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by nakedmike,May 17 2006, 10:52 AM
my sales managers are mean haha
We hired this new sales guy, he we be our official new errand boy and starbucks gopher. Hes a young persian boy thats like 20ish years old, wears coke bottle glasses, weighs 95lbs like Ghandi and showed up to his first day at work with a poofy XL size shirt, crooked tie, khakis and white tennis shoes LOL! my GSM said "what happened to you man??" and hes standing there with his arms crossed and his neck sticking forward like 90 degree angle like to his spine like a f'in turtle and says "i dunno?"
we also got 2 other new sales guys last week and first day they came in we said we'd buy lunch at The Hat for them. We hand wrote a commission voucher and put " free cheese burger and fries but no drink" and send them to the hat HAHAHHA they came back and said the workers at The Hat told them to GTFO! LOL! we sent them again and told them "ohh we forgot to tell you, go upstairs and tell them you work for honda and then give them the voucher" they went again, but theres no upstairs and they kicked them out LOL.
i think with this new starbucks picker upper we will give him a "signing bonus $2000 voucher" and send him to Bank of America near by to deposit haha
We hired this new sales guy, he we be our official new errand boy and starbucks gopher. Hes a young persian boy thats like 20ish years old, wears coke bottle glasses, weighs 95lbs like Ghandi and showed up to his first day at work with a poofy XL size shirt, crooked tie, khakis and white tennis shoes LOL! my GSM said "what happened to you man??" and hes standing there with his arms crossed and his neck sticking forward like 90 degree angle like to his spine like a f'in turtle and says "i dunno?"
we also got 2 other new sales guys last week and first day they came in we said we'd buy lunch at The Hat for them. We hand wrote a commission voucher and put " free cheese burger and fries but no drink" and send them to the hat HAHAHHA they came back and said the workers at The Hat told them to GTFO! LOL! we sent them again and told them "ohh we forgot to tell you, go upstairs and tell them you work for honda and then give them the voucher" they went again, but theres no upstairs and they kicked them out LOL.
i think with this new starbucks picker upper we will give him a "signing bonus $2000 voucher" and send him to Bank of America near by to deposit haha
i just hope you never say anything like that in front of him cuz that'll be your ass and the dealerships will be left with a big fat lawsuit against them.
05-17-2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by rsaeini,May 17 2006, 05:25 PM
don't worry it'll come.
when i worked in car sales a few years back it happened to all the noobs.
when i worked in car sales a few years back it happened to all the noobs.
F U ! 
Come up to our meet next week Ray!