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10-07-2009, 12:34 PM
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The above two posts are slightly disturbing.....
I think I should make two phone calls, one to Home Land Security and another to the pope.
I think I should make two phone calls, one to Home Land Security and another to the pope.
10-07-2009, 12:40 PM
#5
Originally Posted by 05TurboS2k,Oct 7 2009, 01:34 PM
The above two posts are slightly disturbing.....
I think I should make two phone calls, one to Home Land Security and another to the pope.
I think I should make two phone calls, one to Home Land Security and another to the pope.
10-07-2009, 12:52 PM
#7
Originally Posted by DanZilla,Oct 7 2009, 01:33 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IMA GO CRAZY AS WELLL!!!!!!!!!!!1 
had me looking up what exorcism's are meanwhile! sooo bored!
had me looking up what exorcism's are meanwhile! sooo bored!Trending Topics
10-07-2009, 12:56 PM
#8
Originally Posted by 05TurboS2k,Oct 7 2009, 01:16 PM
Next time you guys leave me bored at work........................ I wanna see somones head on a plate!
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10-07-2009, 01:03 PM
#9
Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,Oct 7 2009, 03:52 PM
I am certified in the rite of exorcism. (Serious) Lemme know if you need help.
) he went to this supposedly haunted hospital this summer. when he went in there he said it got really cold that night and he could see his breath because it was so cold. keep in mind that this was during summer time. he says that his dog keeps barking at him and randomly at the wall 
and he says that his dog keeps getting locked into random rooms and he has to keep calling locksmiths to get him out. he said he keeps getting urges 24/7 to keep going back to the hostipal. like its itching him to go back. i told him possible ghost following him? non-punctuation :whore:
10-07-2009, 01:11 PM
#10
Nothing to worry about -- this is most likely a lesser demon. Get a small amount of Holy Water and say this small prayer while he sits in a chair with your hand on his forehand:
God who has power to give life after death and rest after work:
because there is no other God than Thee and there can be no other,
for Thou art the Creator of all things,
visible and invisible,
of Whose reign there shall be no end,
we humbly prostrate ourselves before Thy glorious Majesty
and we beseech Thee to deliver us by Thy power
from all the tyranny of the infernal spirits,
from their snares,
their lies and their furious wickedness.
O Lord,
Grant us Thy powerful protection
and to keep us safe and sound.
YELL LOUD: We beseech Thee through Jesus Christ Our Lord.
Amen.
Verse. From the snares of the devil,
Refrain. Deliver us, O Lord.
V. That Thy Church may serve Thee in peace and liberty:
R. We beseech Thee to hear us.
V. That Thou may crush down all enemies of Thy Church:
R. We beseech Thee to hear us.
Then splash him with some holy water and sprinkle it all around his feet. Should do the trick.
God who has power to give life after death and rest after work:
because there is no other God than Thee and there can be no other,
for Thou art the Creator of all things,
visible and invisible,
of Whose reign there shall be no end,
we humbly prostrate ourselves before Thy glorious Majesty
and we beseech Thee to deliver us by Thy power
from all the tyranny of the infernal spirits,
from their snares,
their lies and their furious wickedness.
O Lord,
Grant us Thy powerful protection
and to keep us safe and sound.
YELL LOUD: We beseech Thee through Jesus Christ Our Lord.
Amen.
Verse. From the snares of the devil,
Refrain. Deliver us, O Lord.
V. That Thy Church may serve Thee in peace and liberty:
R. We beseech Thee to hear us.
V. That Thou may crush down all enemies of Thy Church:
R. We beseech Thee to hear us.
Then splash him with some holy water and sprinkle it all around his feet. Should do the trick.