Just drove one.

It looks like a work of art.

It's a nose-heavy, rubbery Vectra which squeaks and has an appalling ride. It is difficult to drive smoothly, slow or fast.

It's useless at everything. Except it sounds fruity.

Alfa should have gone bust some time ago. We'd have fond memories then.

 

Must be sore sitting on that fence








Surely it's not THAT bad?

 

Well, all the journos with antelopes of notes will wax earical about how good it is.

Bollocks.

All they've done is to graft Alfa 'foibles' like a weird driving position and a sharp, weirdly-weighted clutch onto an old Opel Rectum. It's so cynical, George W Bush should bomb their factories.

You could get an RX-8, an Impreza WRX, who knows what? Ok, a six-year old Prelude. All piss all over the Brera in every department (The Lude suffers from worse driveline shunt if you're not careful, admittedly). But that's it.

If this is the state of modern car design, the greenies have won.

I'm gonna buy a bus.

 

I think Renault may have just the thing for you.....

 

Get it slammed!
I can still see light under it!

 

I have read a couple of reviews on the car and both said it was shit.

I saw one regulaly when I was on holiday a few weeks back. Covered in a layer of dust it didn't look anything special.

 

That ain't a bus:



That's a bus!

 

Great review! Really does say it all. And no messing about. I wish all car reviews were this direct.

 

If that's the "bus" I think it is. It'll trounce a Bugatti Veyron and any ohter contender. It's an F1 car that has an Espace body (on steroids) on it.

 

what is the best looking vectra??


is it the..

vectra
signum
saab 93
saab 95
alfa beara.

or another vecta i havnt heard of yet.


93 is the best so far.imo.