Another Porsche thread.
Originally Posted by soulcrew,Nov 27 2008, 09:19 AM
Originally Posted by soulcrew,Nov 27 2008, 09:09 AM
what would make it a bargain for 28k?
) are a must, but you'll also need.....Wheel caps with Porsche crest and the little Porsche crest embroidered in the seats (how else will anyone know it's a Porsche?).
Sport Chrono Pack (the girls cream themselves at your 0-60 times).
Carbon Sill Protectors (Porsche Logo, naturally - your passenger might have forgotten they're getting into a Porsche).
Ignition key rosette in the same leather as the interior (with Porsche logo - enabling 'brand masturbation' on the move and with no need to have the car handy).
Leather trimmed Porsche crest floormats, with foot space lighting (illumination pointed at the crest, in case your passenger forgets between seeing the sill protector and closing the door what car they're in).
Porsche sunglasses and watch (like Jamie's - go on admit it Jamie, you do have them......).
Originally Posted by MarkB,Nov 27 2008, 09:56 AM
Porsche sunglasses and watch (like Jamie's - go on admit it Jamie, you do have them......).


Originally Posted by lovegroova,Nov 27 2008, 11:09 AM
Two pairs of sunglasses? One for your eyes, one for wearing atop your head?
Originally Posted by MarkB,Nov 27 2008, 09:56 AM
Well, obviously gintonic gears (
) are a must, but you'll also need.....
Wheel caps with Porsche crest and the little Porsche crest embroidered in the seats (how else will anyone know it's a Porsche?).
Sport Chrono Pack (the girls cream themselves at your 0-60 times).
Carbon Sill Protectors (Porsche Logo, naturally - your passenger might have forgotten they're getting into a Porsche).
Ignition key rosette in the same leather as the interior (with Porsche logo - enabling 'brand masturbation' on the move and with no need to have the car handy).
Leather trimmed Porsche crest floormats, with foot space lighting (illumination pointed at the crest, in case your passenger forgets between seeing the sill protector and closing the door what car they're in).
Porsche sunglasses and watch (like Jamie's - go on admit it Jamie, you do have them......).

) are a must, but you'll also need.....Wheel caps with Porsche crest and the little Porsche crest embroidered in the seats (how else will anyone know it's a Porsche?).
Sport Chrono Pack (the girls cream themselves at your 0-60 times).
Carbon Sill Protectors (Porsche Logo, naturally - your passenger might have forgotten they're getting into a Porsche).
Ignition key rosette in the same leather as the interior (with Porsche logo - enabling 'brand masturbation' on the move and with no need to have the car handy).
Leather trimmed Porsche crest floormats, with foot space lighting (illumination pointed at the crest, in case your passenger forgets between seeing the sill protector and closing the door what car they're in).
Porsche sunglasses and watch (like Jamie's - go on admit it Jamie, you do have them......).

Plus the Bisexual Diptronic headlights.
And the GTR2D2 real shark-tail spoiler (not available with wooden steering option).
Trouble is, I now cannot afford the car to go with them.






