DAS ****!

 

It was going to be Banksy's largest masterpiece until some to$$er in a BMW ran him over before he could finish it. Later the BMW driver said..."I was so busy yelling at the biker to get out the way I didn't see the guy painting the road".

 

Typcial BMW driver thinks he's faster then anything else.......

 

"These road directions are confusing"

 

"Get out the fooking way, San!"

 

Can't wait to get back to Blighty and use this as an attention seeking "Caprtion competition" moment

 

[Harry Enfield Mode]I am considerably faster than yow[/Harry Enfield Mode]

 

Dalek invasion perfectly timed to exterminate another pile of German sh!t.

 

Nice one Graham.

 

BMW - " On The Track no One calls Me A Wanker For Not Using My Indicators "
BMW - " Nope.. Even on the track I still feel liek a tosser "
Biker - " Nice Apex "