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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 06:52 AM
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Motorists left thoroughly baffled by Livingstone's road signage policy.
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 07:15 AM
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"One day I'll be a real racing driver, vroom, vroom....."


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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 07:27 AM
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"Think I'll use a driver with two arms next time..."

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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 07:38 AM
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Busy afternoon?
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 07:55 AM
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"Regional Photocopier Sales Manager (West Germany) late for strategy meeting".
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by chilled,Jul 31 2008, 01:09 PM
Take that diesel comment back Gaz! That's the closest anyone's coming to managing to insult the car!

3.2l straight 6 petrol for me.
They do a petrol 320d now?
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Old Jul 31, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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So Zat is vy he's been holdink me up; ze Arschloch is tryink to drive from ze paessenger seat!
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 02:21 AM
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Biker takes M3 on the inside, while casually having a glance at his victory...
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 04:26 AM
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Porper spotted at ring without regulation M3 number plate
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Old Aug 1, 2008 | 04:38 AM
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Leather clad biker beats Chilled round the ring.
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