F1 Rumour Mill
Originally Posted by lower,Dec 6 2007, 11:39 PM
Anyone care to remind me the nationality of Flavio Briatore?
Flav and Bernie are business partners.. and the technical director of F1.. Mr Charlie "monaco" whiting" is Bernie's ex-mechanic.. and he decides if a car is legal or illegal..
Originally Posted by pip,Dec 7 2007, 02:19 PM
"Due to the fact that the 2007/2008 McLaren cars have 4 wheels, an engine, gearbox, exhausts, a steering wheel and somewhere for the driver to sit, the FIA has concluded that all of these ideas were stolen from Ferrari and incorporated into the design of the McLaren. The FIA has therefore decided to award Ferrari the 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 Constructors Championship and McLaren will be fined $50bn. In addition, Ron Dennis' wife will be handed over to the Ferrari mechanics for their own personal use."
Originally Posted by lovegroova,Dec 8 2007, 10:17 AM
I can see it now, the report will read as follows:
"Due to the fact that the 2007/2008 McLaren cars have 4 wheels, an engine, gearbox, exhausts, a steering wheel and somewhere for the driver to sit, the FIA has concluded that all of these ideas were stolen from Ferrari and incorporated into the design of the McLaren. The FIA has therefore decided to award Ferrari the 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 Constructors Championship and McLaren will be fined $50bn. In addition, Ron Dennis' wife will be handed over to the Ferrari mechanics for their own personal use."
"Due to the fact that the 2007/2008 McLaren cars have 4 wheels, an engine, gearbox, exhausts, a steering wheel and somewhere for the driver to sit, the FIA has concluded that all of these ideas were stolen from Ferrari and incorporated into the design of the McLaren. The FIA has therefore decided to award Ferrari the 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011 Constructors Championship and McLaren will be fined $50bn. In addition, Ron Dennis' wife will be handed over to the Ferrari mechanics for their own personal use."

Oh and can I have her when they're done? I've always wanted to bum her twice in the face.






