Why does everything that comes out of Hamilton's mouth read like it was agreed by the team management and marketing department before he says it?

The bloody Abbey National tv advert he does makes me physically sick.

 

Not a rumour but ....

"Lewis Hamilton has been banned from driving for a month after being caught speeding on a French motorway"

 

It was only for doing 85mph though, and Mercedes will probably like the publicity (although Dennis will be less than pleased).

 

I was thinking there "Man, poor Ron. What a time he's having..."

Actually, WTF am I thinking?

He's still a lucky bastard!

And rich beyond my wildest dreams....etc.