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View Poll Results: What do you think of petrol stations having fancy coffee machines installed? Is it:
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23.08%
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15.38%
A pain in the ****ing backside because you have to wait half an ****ing hour for the car blocking the pumps to move whilst the driver creates the perfect skinny decaf frothamoccachino, then casually browses the magazines and chooses a sandwich before finally paying and getting out of the bloody way?
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Old Jun 15, 2009 | 01:59 PM
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Default Fancy coffee machines

You can probably guess which side of the fence I'm on.
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Old Jun 15, 2009 | 02:15 PM
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I share your pain to an extent but as someone who often worries where their next double espresso is coming from, I do rely on them quite often...
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Old Jun 15, 2009 | 03:04 PM
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Have to say I don't like petrol stations being turned into the 21st Century equivalent of corner shops. I don't want to see people doing their weekly shop when I'm queuing up to buy my petrol.

You can buy your food in a supermarket, I can't buy my petrol anywhere else
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Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:11 PM
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There is only one squirt station anywhere near Hertford.

It's now an M&S food shop, as well as a Beany Fart Cafe.

I might as well go crush some f ucking dinosaurs as fill up there. It'd be quicker.
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:36 AM
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED COFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by j8mie,Jun 15 2009, 11:04 PM
Have to say I don't like petrol stations being turned into the 21st Century equivalent of corner shops. I don't want to see people doing their weekly shop when I'm queuing up to buy my petrol.

You can buy your food in a supermarket, I can't buy my petrol anywhere else


And with petrol, you get the petrol before you realise how long the queue is. So you can't even say "sod this" and walk away.

What annoys me most is when there's a big queue for the one till that's open serving all the people buying petrol AND all the people doing their groceries, and yet there's three of the staff stood by the crap coffee/stale croissants counter with no-one to serve.

But at least pay@pump is becoming more widespread and now seems to actually work (which it never did in the early days).
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 01:06 AM
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Get used to it because it's not going to change - and will doubtless get worse as service stations try to find other things they can sell.

There's precious little margin in selling petrol so they make their money in the shops. A bit like cinemas, who make bugger all from showing the films and rely on flogging you a 7 gallon vat of Coke and a binbag full of popcorn.

(Sitting at a pump waiting for someone to return from doing their shopping irks me too. And women who sit in the car sorting out the contents of their purse and doing their hair before they drive off from the pump. Sort your life out somewhere else! )
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 01:23 AM
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We should do what they do in Europe and have more pay at pumps.

Then you make a few lanes exclusively for petrol purchases only, no shopping as such, and that would sort a lot of the problems.
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 01:28 AM
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At my local garage there is only one Super pump, and you can guarantee the person who's car is stopped there is inside doing their weekly shop and making me queue up for 20 minutes - Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggg
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Old Jun 16, 2009 | 02:08 AM
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Is this merely a conspiracy to make plug-ins look less unattractive?

Probably, knowing Gordon the Moron.
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