Coming home tonight in the beater (it was snowing) I had a bully boy on my rear bumper for ages. He could see I had just to get past a couple more cars and then I'd be out of his way.

With his xenons burning the hair on the back of my head I pulled into the inside lane and almost felt the wind as he blasted past me.

As expected, it was a BMW TeDIous 3 series estate.."Pardon me for impeding thine progress Sire..." says I, as I watched him whip up the snowflakes with his cloudy puff.

Then..imagine my thoughts as he failed to slow down in time for the queue ahead and ended up rear ending some poor bloke in a Focus. As if the gods were smiling on me, my lane was moving so I came upon them, opened my window and handed the Focus driver my card. "Call me", I said..."I saw the whole thing..."

I drove off giving 'Sire' a cheerful wink and happily trotted off home.

Matches anyone ?

 

exquisite

 

Most gratifying post for a long while!! (on the basis that the Crocus driver wasn't injured)

 

Classic.

 

Fcuking brilliant

Absolutely

I am reading it again.

 

Good one

Ash

 

 

 

Instant karma

 

He wasn't, just angry. He was just off to have a pop at Mr BMW.

Shame