I don't want a Porsche


Until I'm 50.

 

So you're ordering one next year then?

 

You wil be far too old then mate, you need an old mans car..............oh I forgot you already have one

 

So do you now Jamie

 

I would love a 911, but a) I won't really able to afford one for a few years and b) they're a bit of a sensible option for a 30 something with no dependents (apart from a work-shy girlfriend).

I'll buy one when Evo stop banging on about how accomplished and fabulous it is darling.

 

I don't want accomplished. I want lairy and alive.

If you want to convince me otherwise, lend me one for a trip to the ring and I'll let you know.

 

I only drove it 2 miles so have no idea how accomplished it is , just liked it so I bought it. When I bought the Honda I bought it without driving or even seeing it

Actually I bought my house without it even being built

 

I have a load of stuff in my attic you've never seen Jamie.

 

I'm sure I can dig a few more interesting bits up as well if your splashing out Jamie

 

Jamie
do you need a boot tidy for your Porsche? it goes in the boot, at the back of the car near the spinny plastic bits and between the belts, 300 quid all in.