Someone told me it was common knowledge that he bats for the pink team.

Is this correct?

I wouldn't have guessed.

(put in car talk due to reason that he is known for Top Gear)

 

No idea - but what does it matter anyway?

 

It doesn't matter a jot in terms of my view of him, I think he's good - I was just surprised and not sure it's correct.

 

I am sure I can remember reading that he lives with his girlfriend .....

 

I thought so too.

Case closed after some discussion in the office - wrong end of the stick!

 

Have you seen him in Oz & James' wine adventures?

Couldn't be more straight.

As I have no intention of meeting him down a dark alley and there is little chance of sniffing around my wife I couldn't care less.

 

He is a bachelor.

Lives with his girlfriend. (apparently).

Old school blokes bloke IMO.

Dreams of girls (and aeroplanes) according to himself.

Very dry and witty.

Sexuality irrelevant. But he would still get knocked the fook out if he tried it on.

 

You can get lube for that.

 

 

That was very good.

Spitting in there is always an option too (I believe).

Now stop dragging the conversation down to your level.