Email a pic of your cock as a farewell gift.

Or perhaps you'd already done that ...

 

Who's writing this script?

Needs one of those utterly wanked to death cliche titles like 'The Lotus Eaters' or somesuch.

It'll never get commissioned, anyway.

 

I wouldn't buy it on principle now

They'll almost certainly contact you again

Buy another one on the mainland

This hassle is probably only the tip of the iceberg

 

totally.

The cocknocker can do one. I hope he has pleasure masturbating with his own tears as lubricant.

 

I will post a fuller chronology when I get a min. It's quite unbelievable.

 

What a cockflap

Setup a DD using a form with their bank details

Twats

 

There's a cherry on all of this madness.....

The deposit submitting buyer of mine is a no show back out

I now need a holiday

 

what the hell is going on?
are you sending them all nuddy snaps?
only a few long months ago on my lonely trawl flogging that golf you told me what a peice of cake buying/selling was

silver lining, you're not lotti-less

anyway
superlighttwenty.blogspot.co.uk

 

I take it all back. Never buy a lotus. They're all mental

 

Superlight blog is nice....I'd like one..... NO NO NO NO.

I'm staying away from cars for 6 months