Such rear window adornments are a wonderful window on the intelligence or otherwise of the driver, & provide clues as to how said vehicle is being driven or likely to be driven.

A very short list to start you off:

BABY ON BOARD I'm so thick all I can do is breed like a rabbit
I expect everybody to allow me to potter along at 20mph
so my little brat(s) don't get upset.

SHOW DOGS I hate humans & get excited talking to & then washing
grooming & playing with animals.

MY OTHER CAR IS A PORSCHE I'm an office clerk & on my desk is a very
unusual sign that says " You don't have to be mad
to work here, but it helps'. Friends say I'm so
clever and funny.


To deter tail-gaters I'm tempted to create a sign:
THE NEARER YOU COME - THE SLOWER I GO

and for white vanman oik
YOU'RE THE POOR MAN IN A VAN - I'M THE RICH MAN IN A SPORTS CAR

Both of the above would of course be regarded as provacative and earn me a thump up the back.

 

I find "Princess on board" pretty objectionable ...

... although "Washed by Stevie Wonder" on dirty vans always makes me chuckle ...

 

So did you have anything to do with that mercedes that had a scrape in the Pont d'Alma road tunnel?

 

Somebody brought these stickers out in an effort to deter tail-gaters.

http://www.ninepointsthatswhy.com/

 

I hate the ones that say 'I'm sticking to the limit'. Well I ain't you tw@t so get the fark out of my way.

 

We have "Baby on Board" as its true intention is to warn Emergency services to search for a child in case of an accident.

The fact it annoys internet car forum geeks is an added bonus

 

[QUOTE=B B,Mar 14 2008, 07:59 PM] BABY ON BOARD

 

[QUOTE=smnasn,Mar 14 2008, 09:01 PM]We have "Baby on Board" as its true intention is to warn Emergency services to search for a child in case of an accident.

The fact it annoys internet car forum geeks is an added bonus

 

WE did.

 

"...washed by NHS cleaners" written in the dirt on a white van the other day also made me smile. Not that I'm suggesting.......