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10-25-2006, 06:40 AM
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not a card, but!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>series of tests,
>>the last of which had left his bodily systems
>>extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
>>bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>>ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>sheets landed on him.
>>
>>He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
>>violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
>>up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
>>containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole
>>incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>>
>>The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I
>>just beat the shit out of a ghost."
>>
>>Happy Halloween.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>series of tests,
>>the last of which had left his bodily systems
>>extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
>>bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>>ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>sheets landed on him.
>>
>>He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
>>violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
>>up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
>>containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole
>>incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>>
>>The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I
>>just beat the shit out of a ghost."
>>
>>Happy Halloween.
10-25-2006, 07:04 AM
#16
Originally Posted by misskatiemo,Oct 25 2006, 10:40 AM
not a card, but!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>series of tests,
>>the last of which had left his bodily systems
>>extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
>>bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>>ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>sheets landed on him.
>>
>>He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
>>violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
>>up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
>>containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole
>>incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>>
>>The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I
>>just beat the shit out of a ghost."
>>
>>Happy Halloween.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>>series of tests,
>>the last of which had left his bodily systems
>>extremely upset.
>>
>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the
>>bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
>>another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
>>bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
>>ability to remain rational.
>>
>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
>>bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
>>out the hospital window.
>>
>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>>sheets landed on him.
>>
>>He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
>>violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
>>up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>>
>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
>>staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
>>containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole
>>incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>>
>>The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I
>>just beat the shit out of a ghost."
>>
>>Happy Halloween.
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