So I went to the dentist because I had a knot on my gum. He said I have a gum absess and gave me an antibiotic.

Didn't work.

I went back to my dentist and he told me I have a failing root canal and sent me to the root canal doctor. The root canal doctor told me I have a cracked root and the tooth has to come out.

I go to the tooth extraction doctor and he tells me, "Congratulations! You have TWO teeth with cracked roots that have to come out."

Funny how these things happen right at the holidays. I figure these "doctors" have each paid for their family's christmas with my misfortune.

So, tomorrow I go under the knife. The good news is I get some really great drugs.
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The BAD news is, "All I want for Christmas is my two new teeth."


BAD

 

Maybe you should bite the bullet (so to speak) and just have them all pulled out and get those dentures you've been eying in the window.

 

... my vote is a set of these....



http://cgi.ebay.com/GRILLZ-Iced-out-hip-ho...bayphotohosting

 

wow, that sucks.

 

Just curious...and I realize this is probably a loooooooong shot...but do 'ya think this could have *anything* to do with your knob polishin' activities...



Oh...and I could soooooo see Phil with a set of GRILLZ!!! It would certainly help you with those "urban" developments your firm designs for.

 

You said it alright...

 

Wow, I had so many jokes when I read this thread, but due to everyone's love for Phil, all the jokes were hit.

Guess, I will wait for the next thread................



Deiger

 

Good luck...with your oral surgery...Phil !

 

Oral... LMAO!!!

 

^^^ Thanks Beavis.

I'll be under the knife in about two hours. Just promise me that if I die there'll be no knob jokes at my wake.