Hope all goes well . . . look at it this way - it is the rare opportunity to enjoy good drugs, legally.

 

Good luck! I hope everything goes really well.

As for knob jokes in your eulogy, are you kidding? You know this group can't pass up an easy joke.

 

Haha...oh my Gawd...just thinkin' of MyBad lying in a casket... That would be the S2000 Meet of the YEAR!!!

Damn...you know we... *I* love 'ya Phil!!!

Best of luck...don't move when they start cutting...

 

It's 1:50 PM and I just woke up. MyBride is sitting net to me.

No vestile virgins here so I guess I survived.

 

Glad to see you made it!

No I've got to trash this glowing tribute I was writing. All fiction of course.

 

I have to go to the dentist as well tomorrow morning to have 2 fake teeth put in. I've had temporary fake teeth for about a month now, which are starting to look REALLY fake so Im pumped to get the real deal fake ones in. I broke 2 of my teeth doing something that if I told you, you would not believe me. Broke the front left tooth and my right incisor... and the snaggle tooth is cracked to hell. Timing couldnt be worse... my car needs TLC! A couple of the local members know how I did it and they fell out on the floor when I told them.

 

Thw writer of my eulogy could make a million bucks with the right publisher.

































(Larry Flint)

 

I could guess.....



note: I chipped off about 1/4 of one of my front teeth when I ran (literally) into a friend in the hallway, I hadn't seen him in about a year and we were RUNNING to give each other hugs (I was 18 so shoosh), we leaned the same way and CRACK went my tooth.

This is the reason why my teeth aren't whitened, if I whiten them I have to get the fillings re-done. That's $$$.

also note: my other tooth has about 1/8 chipped off and filled in due to running into a metal swingset pole during "boys chase girls" in 3rd grade. True story.

You're not the only one. Do share, my story is pretty ridiculous as well

 

Well, I broke my teeth down to nubs pretty much. All I can say without getting too graphic and giving TMI is... how can I put this. It consisted of lots of alcohol (no surprise being me), my girlfriend, a chair and a freaky moment with the chair flipping over.

 

These teeth had root canals in them. Now the dentist tells me that teeth with root canals usually only last 3-5 years since the blood supply has been destroyed.

Now they tell me.