**Semi-official CL trolling thread**
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**Semi-official CL trolling thread**
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ROAR
To the guy who probably though I was a stalker - w4m (Around 2:30 am on King Street)
Date: 2009-11-22, 3:49PM EST
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On Saturday night (technically Sunday morning) at about 2:30 am, I follow you down King Street starting at somewhere around George Street and until Broad Street. Judging by the number of times you turned around, you probably thought I was stalking you. I promise I'm not some creeper, but I will admit I was using you. I apologize and feel like I owe you an explanation. I periodically make the poor decision to walk home from the bars alone. However, I have have a two-part safety system that has thus far worked out quite well. You were unwittingly part one of my plan.
Part one: Quasi-group up with someone/some people. I prefer a group of at least one guy and at least one girl, but I settled for you last night. I keep the perfect distance from my quasi-group. Far enough back so that you can't easily get me, but close enough so that if shit goes down, you can hear me struggle or scream and (hopefully) come help.
Part two: the raptor claw. You played no role in this part of the strategy, but I thought I'd share so you can fully appreciate what you were unknowingly involved in last night. I make a fist and put my house key in between my fingers and backed up to my palm. Like a stealthy raptor, I plan to stab an attacker with my killer claw. Secretly, I always take a couple of practice raptor claw strikes and sometime roar in my head. You have no idea how entertaining this is when you're drunk.
I don't expect you to respond. I sure as hell wouldn't if some crazy girl talked about being a dinosaur. I just thought you deserved an explanation since you might have prevented an attack. A raptor attack. ROAR
* Location: Around 2:30 am on King Street
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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ROAR
To the guy who probably though I was a stalker - w4m (Around 2:30 am on King Street)
Date: 2009-11-22, 3:49PM EST
Reply To This Post
On Saturday night (technically Sunday morning) at about 2:30 am, I follow you down King Street starting at somewhere around George Street and until Broad Street. Judging by the number of times you turned around, you probably thought I was stalking you. I promise I'm not some creeper, but I will admit I was using you. I apologize and feel like I owe you an explanation. I periodically make the poor decision to walk home from the bars alone. However, I have have a two-part safety system that has thus far worked out quite well. You were unwittingly part one of my plan.
Part one: Quasi-group up with someone/some people. I prefer a group of at least one guy and at least one girl, but I settled for you last night. I keep the perfect distance from my quasi-group. Far enough back so that you can't easily get me, but close enough so that if shit goes down, you can hear me struggle or scream and (hopefully) come help.
Part two: the raptor claw. You played no role in this part of the strategy, but I thought I'd share so you can fully appreciate what you were unknowingly involved in last night. I make a fist and put my house key in between my fingers and backed up to my palm. Like a stealthy raptor, I plan to stab an attacker with my killer claw. Secretly, I always take a couple of practice raptor claw strikes and sometime roar in my head. You have no idea how entertaining this is when you're drunk.
I don't expect you to respond. I sure as hell wouldn't if some crazy girl talked about being a dinosaur. I just thought you deserved an explanation since you might have prevented an attack. A raptor attack. ROAR
* Location: Around 2:30 am on King Street
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Rex copy and paste that post in case it gets deleted.
Now, here's one:
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1469760408.html
The Hot Latina in Lakewood Villas - m4w - 27 (Alachua)
Date: 2009-11-17, 9:21AM EST
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You. You sexy young lady. You know who you are. You have two young boys and you are often outside playing basketball and running around. I have seen you running on 62nd down by the mall. You are very well put together, you should be on TV, a model. Like in one of those Gatorade ads where your sweat is the color of the Gatorade you drink. I imagine you would sweat pink or purple.
I wish a fool like me had a shot with a goddess like you. But your overwhelming beauty makes nice guys like me scared to approach you, scared of rejection. I had to say something. There are sooooo many guys who have seen you out and about. We used to stand outside my apt and wait for you to run by. Nothing stalker-ish. Just wanting a glimpse of your beautiful form sauntering down the drive. There is something so captivating in the way you handle yourself, so confident yet shy.
I hope you read this and know who you are. I am sure you have no idea who I am. I am but a average man who was graced by your presence only once and could do nothing more than stutter. Stay beautiful!
Now, here's one:
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1469760408.html
The Hot Latina in Lakewood Villas - m4w - 27 (Alachua)
Date: 2009-11-17, 9:21AM EST
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You. You sexy young lady. You know who you are. You have two young boys and you are often outside playing basketball and running around. I have seen you running on 62nd down by the mall. You are very well put together, you should be on TV, a model. Like in one of those Gatorade ads where your sweat is the color of the Gatorade you drink. I imagine you would sweat pink or purple.
I wish a fool like me had a shot with a goddess like you. But your overwhelming beauty makes nice guys like me scared to approach you, scared of rejection. I had to say something. There are sooooo many guys who have seen you out and about. We used to stand outside my apt and wait for you to run by. Nothing stalker-ish. Just wanting a glimpse of your beautiful form sauntering down the drive. There is something so captivating in the way you handle yourself, so confident yet shy.
I hope you read this and know who you are. I am sure you have no idea who I am. I am but a average man who was graced by your presence only once and could do nothing more than stutter. Stay beautiful!
