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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 02:08 PM
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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job :


1. What's your company's policy on severance pay?

2. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get
around to firing somebody for poor performance?

3. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?

4. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?

5. Who's the ugly bitch in that picture on your desk?

6. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a
pre-existing condition?

7. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you
stop paying them for not being here?

8. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?

9. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?

10. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?



(I just stole this from the Toronto Forum )
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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 02:26 PM
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11. What's your policy on sex in the office?
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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 02:40 PM
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12. Is your daughter over 18?
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Old Nov 4, 2003 | 02:43 PM
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We had a high school class come through... a couple of the girls were hitting on me... I took a lot of shit for that!
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13. Is it OK if I post 50 times a day on s2ki.com?
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14. Is it okay if I post 250 times a day on s2ki.com?
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15. Is it OK if I use words like "whore," "spam," and "FCUK" for no apparent reason?
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What is your policy on flatulence.
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17. Is it OK if I share my "pick-me-ups" with friends?
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