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Old 06-19-2003, 12:31 PM
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Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument (or anytime):

10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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...anything with Bitch on the end!
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hehehe, i tried this one on my current gf, but found it wasn't received too well.

"Why do you have to act like such a bitch!"

Oh man was that a long night.
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The "bitch flakes" one is definitely my favorite
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by hotredjohn
[B]Things that you should never say to a man during an argument (or anytime):
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by hotredjohn
[B]Things that you should
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Originally posted by s2k_redhead


Gotta agree with this one, John.

Kath gotta say 8,7,6,4,3 & 2 are my Faves
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Originally posted by hotredjohn

8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread.
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I can see this thread spiraling downhill fast ...


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