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Old Apr 20, 2004 | 04:19 PM
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MOM won't understand
Flowers and gardens for her
Nads across her rose
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Old Apr 20, 2004 | 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by vtecmom
YO Oldman can we like just rap in here instead of coooooin
Haiku you must use
express thoughts in sylables
of five seven five
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:00 AM
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For MOM that's one hand...
Then one hand and two fingers...
Then it's just one hand.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 07:42 AM
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Originally posted by C-Bass
For MOM that's one hand...
Then one hand and two fingers...
Then it's just one hand.

NO I think its more like

321

hows dat for a finger bassboy



















sorryAl
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 08:53 AM
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Gina try hard now.
I am sure you can do it.
Try to make Haiku.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 08:55 AM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
this is a haiku
done in perl before a trip
and it compiles!

[pre]
$home{sun} and $home{warmth};
exists $chicago{"cold wind"};
warn foreach $damned{trip};
[/pre]
Nice to hear from you!
That is a cool Perl Haiku
Now what does it do?
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 09:27 AM
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Let me show you MOM
Now you guve me 3 - 2 - 1
Nads across my nose
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 09:36 AM
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Tomorrow I must
Do a long presentation
I should use Haiku
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 09:40 AM
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Originally posted by jedwards
Gina try hard now.
I am sure you can do it.
Try to make Haiku.




I am going to try

So please do not laugh at me

Cuz then I may cry













EAT THAT ZOEY
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 09:44 AM
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I think I like this

I may even start hangin out

In here and whoop Zoey
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