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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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MOM you are so close
a syllable here and there
soon you'll see the light!
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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Originally posted by C-Bass
MOM you are so close
a syllable here and there
soon you'll see the light!


I SAID DONT at me

now I am going to cry

and its your fault Zoey
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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Wait do smilies count???
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 10:25 AM
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I think smilies count
Zoey is two syllables
not one like you think
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 11:04 AM
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One, two, three, four, five.
Then count from one to seven.
Now again to five.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 11:08 AM
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I think maybe I

should just get outta this thread

and never return
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 11:34 AM
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Oh By George I think
that she has gotten it now.
Now she'll never stop.



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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 12:23 PM
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There once was a man
and he came from Nantucket,
or so the tale goes.

His c*** was so long,
hard as this is to believe,
that he could suck it.

He'd say with a grin
as he would wipe off his chin
(how undignified)

If his ear's a ****
that he could actually
take it and f*** it.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 08:19 PM
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Oh dear me it!
I thought I'd write a verse but
It's worse so it!
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Old Apr 22, 2004 | 04:36 AM
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we will get mom there
not so hard as one makes it
word play for all here
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