The 2000 verse Haiku
There once was a man
and he came from Nantucket,
or so the tale goes.
His c*** was so long,
hard as this is to believe,
that he could suck it.
He'd say with a grin
as he would wipe off his chin
(how undignified)
If his ear's a ****
that he could actually
take it and f*** it.
and he came from Nantucket,
or so the tale goes.
His c*** was so long,
hard as this is to believe,
that he could suck it.
He'd say with a grin
as he would wipe off his chin
(how undignified)
If his ear's a ****
that he could actually
take it and f*** it.








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