Don't ask him that question :scared:

 

I don't eat the banana runts either.

 

He is NOT kidding!

 

banana are the best


And you call yourself a

 

The men in white coats are looking for me

 

Xiv Napoleon
They're Coming To Take Me Away



Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go beserk?
WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind

AND

(chorus 1):
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
But now you know I'm utterly mad

AND

(chorus 2):
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,
They'll find you yet,
And when they do, they'll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,

AND

(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)

 

Me crazy??
That's just condom knowledge

I'm an obsessive compulsive neat freak, that has neurotic tendencies.....
I can't have the wipers stop in the middle of the windshield....
I always separate color candies...
I always separate the wire hangers form the plastic hangers and the plastic hangers have to be in groups of color..
I do the magazine deal.
TP on top.
I wipe my fingerprints off all remaining ammunition after shooting guns.
Books, weights, magazines have to be in order of date size etc...
I have a million of these...

 

Thanks bro

 

<-- CRAZY !!!!!!!!

 

^ F'ing limey crazy bastard