I do the same thing with Skittles.

 

I don't eat the banana runts

 

FFS, Jake. You might be related to me.

 

^Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

< obsessive compulsive

 

......

 

<-- Boring, normal and NOT crazy.

 

M&M? I have a different set of rules.
I chew with the left side of my mouth for the colors that contain the letter "L" (yellow, teal)
same for the right except with the letter "R" (green, red, brown, etc).
therefore I can not eat two M&Ms of different color letters b/c of possible confusion (e.g. no yellow and green can be eaten simultaneously; brown and red would be OK as they are both right side)
if it's peanut M&Ms then I first lick the chocolate off, then chew the peanut as designated above.
if I was having a carbonated soft drink that day and it's an odd month, then I'll switch side.

 

and don't ask me about vegetables!!!

 

What do you do with your vegetables, Ninh?