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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:19 PM
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http://www.alcotester.com/
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:33 PM
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If you have to check...you are probably drunk
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:35 PM
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I can get a free one from work. We tested a couple guys yesterday who came in .
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 18 2005, 04:33 PM
If you have to check...you are probably drunk
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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I aint drunk I's still drinkin!
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:57 PM
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"Okay sir, we're going to do a breathlyzer test to see determine your suitability for our facility. What you need to do is take a deep breath and blow a strong steady breath into this plastic tube. Do you understand?"
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Oct 18 2005, 02:57 PM
"Okay Miss, we're going to do a breathlyzer test to see determine your suitability for our facility. What you need to do is take a deep breath and blow a strong steady breath into this plastic tube. Do you understand?"
Blonde: Of course. Like this is the first time I've ever given a cop a blow job.



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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 18 2005, 02:11 PM
Blonde: Of course. Like this is the first time I've ever given a cop a blow job.



"That's okay M'am. Just wrap your lips tight and blow. Ready? Go!"
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 05:29 PM
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One of my friends has one of those (similar to AlcoMate but not that expensive). It's fun to play with at the bar, and better than nothing. The difference between 0.07 and 0.09 is next to nothing in terms of body function, but the difference between getting a warning and taking it up the ass is pretty big.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:07 PM
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That's why I posted this, Jeff. It's a public service bulletin.
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