After shutting off the television...
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After shutting off the television...
He pulls up the covers to his neck, snugs them tight, then lets out a big, throaty FAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTT. "Ahhhh," he moans.
"What the heck was that?!?" his old lady asks disgustedly.
"Touchdown! Six points!"
Then the old lady wriggles in bed, groaning and breathing deeply. She finally lets out a little pooooooOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT.
"Excuse me? What was that?" he asks his old lady.
"Touchdown! Tie game!" she says.
He thinks to himself, "Nuh uh. NOBODY farts in my bed," so he takes deep breaths, squeezes for all he's worth, and after a bit of struggling, he takes a dump.
"Whoa!" his old lady says. "What the heck was THAT?!?!"
"HALF TIME!!! SWITCH SIDES!!!"
"What the heck was that?!?" his old lady asks disgustedly.
"Touchdown! Six points!"
Then the old lady wriggles in bed, groaning and breathing deeply. She finally lets out a little pooooooOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT.
"Excuse me? What was that?" he asks his old lady.
"Touchdown! Tie game!" she says.
He thinks to himself, "Nuh uh. NOBODY farts in my bed," so he takes deep breaths, squeezes for all he's worth, and after a bit of struggling, he takes a dump.
"Whoa!" his old lady says. "What the heck was THAT?!?!"
"HALF TIME!!! SWITCH SIDES!!!"
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