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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Thumbs down In Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "Its
only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my
God," says the old lady, "Now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there'" says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Looks like the sheep in your sig went to hell
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 10:47 AM
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Good one, Jason!
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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