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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 11:44 AM
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An amish lady is riding in her horse-drawn buggy in Western Pennsylvania. A cop pulls her over and says "Excuse me, maam, you have a defective rear view mirror, it's about to fall off your buggy. I'm not going to cite you, but you should have it looked at. Also, one of your reins is wrapped around the horse's testicles. This could be considered cruelty to amimals. You'd better get that taken care of right away." She replies "Thank you, officer, I'll tell my husband as soon as I get home." She gets home and tells her husband about the cop and the rear view mirror. Then she says "And there seems to be a problem with the emergency brake."
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 12:08 PM
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 12:17 PM
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Good one George!
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 12:41 PM
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BWAAAhahahahahahaaa!
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 04:30 PM
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HAHAHHAHAA!!! Poor horse!
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 04:41 PM
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emergency brake? seems more like a nitrous button to me
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 04:44 PM
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 04:47 PM
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or EJECTOR SEAT!
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Old Oct 18, 2002 | 05:52 PM
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Amish don't do nitrous -- I don't think.
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Old Oct 20, 2002 | 02:12 PM
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