There Was This Lawyer . . .
> >There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day.
> >He parked it right in front of the firm where he worked to show it
> >off to
all
> >his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door
> >and ripped it right off. The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer
> >saying, "Are you alright, are
you
> >alright?"
> >The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver.
> >"What
the
> >hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Lexus . . . Ya
> >know
I
> >am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!" Then a
> >policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm down! You
> >lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when
that
> >truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?"
> >The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh,
> >God, .
.
> >. my ROLEX!"

 

 

good one!

 

 

lmfao i am gonna copy this onto UK forum for Mark Turner

 

 

nice