A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

 

don't think I'll pass that one around the office though

 

I'd send that one around... from someone else's account

 

 

Not much of a lawyer if he's only got a Lexus and a Rolex.

 

 

A blind snake and a blind rabbit are each traveling through the woods and bump into each other head on -- bonk! "What's happening?" asks the rabbit. "I don't know, I'm blind," replies the snake. "I'm blind too," says the rabbit. So the snake starts feeling the rabbit all over, slithering up, down, and around. Snake:"You're soft, you're furry, and you have long ears -- you must be a rabbit." Rabbit:"That's right." So the rabbit starts feeling the snake all over with his nose and his front paws. Rabbit:"Well, you're wet, you're slimy, and you have no balls. You must be an attorney"

 

Oldie, but goody

 

I know. I just cut and pasted that from my 02 post. Seemed appropriate.