It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a chef
7. an electrician
8. a carpenter
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a decorator
12. a stylist
13. a sexologist
14. a gynecologist
15. a psychologist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychiatrist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
23. sympathetic
24. athletic
25. warm
26. attentive
27. gallant
28. intelligent
29. funny
30. creative
31. tender
32. strong
33. understanding
34. tolerant
35. prudent
36. ambitious
37. capable
38. courageous
39. determined
40. true
41. dependable
42. passionate
43. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* appointments she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY, A WOMAN ONLY NEEDS TO:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring something to drink
3. Hand over the remote

 

yeah, shouldn't be that hard

 

I don't absolutely need #s 4, 5, 11, 12, 14-17, 21, 22, 24, 44, 45, 47, 49 (as long as I don't have to constantly hear about it), or 50-52. Does that make me 'low maintenance'?

 

I doubt it

 

when you get down to 3 criteria (like men), then we'll consider that low maintenance

 

Sowwy TracBud but dat list a yurs is SO not correct

 

 

Damn... so close.





I've never been good at 53.

 

hmm...
let's make a poll and we'll see

 

Wherez J when we needz him


DUDE derz just WAY 2 MANY tingz on yur list dat are NOT IMPORTANT well 2 Mom anywayz and if dey R to da FEMALE ur interested in den I say Move on