Arrgghh... Got my first ticket on the S!!
Great post, Bean.
I once had a friend who got a Highway Patrol ticket for doing 70 in a 65 (pretty chickenshit) at night. 15 minutes later, he is in the fast lane of a freeway, going exactly 65. Cars are flashing their lights at him to get out of the way. He says
it! Highway Patrol gives him a ticket for impeding traffic flow. He takes both tickets into court and says to the judge "Your honor, I just don't knpw what to do. I got a ticket for going too fast at 70 and a ticket for going too slow at 65." The judge glares at the City Attorney and says "Why do persist in bringing these cases to me?" Then he looks at my friend and says "The court apologizes to you, sir. both cases dismissed."
I once had a friend who got a Highway Patrol ticket for doing 70 in a 65 (pretty chickenshit) at night. 15 minutes later, he is in the fast lane of a freeway, going exactly 65. Cars are flashing their lights at him to get out of the way. He says
it! Highway Patrol gives him a ticket for impeding traffic flow. He takes both tickets into court and says to the judge "Your honor, I just don't knpw what to do. I got a ticket for going too fast at 70 and a ticket for going too slow at 65." The judge glares at the City Attorney and says "Why do persist in bringing these cases to me?" Then he looks at my friend and says "The court apologizes to you, sir. both cases dismissed."
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