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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 05:54 AM
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I'd suggest that you & Omar Hazelwood hook up.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:12 PM
^ Yup, we're the third car in from the left. It was our first S2Ki drive


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That's the 2008 drive, right? I was on the 2007 version... when it was not sunny.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by bruthaboost' date='Jan 13 2009, 06:48 AM
I have what would you do scenario.

Say you were dating a coworker (I know I know bad idea. Skewer me for that later) and it didn't work out. You dropped her for being "unclassy" and allowing a fellow coworker to try to come between yall.

Later she asks for a second chance and you being the forgiving person you are, give it. However, you come to find out she was seeing previously mentioned coworker behind your back during this time. She drops him as soon as you find out, but realizing she is a unrepentant liar, you promptly drop her out of your life and move on. He is crushed, but what do you care? She later hooks back up with him, seeing you are not coming back.

But we're not done yet-obviously since we haven't moved to the what would you do part

She finds out you have moved on ( aka met someone else) and immediately starts texting you, "I can't believe you've moved on, I miss you, I love you, etc" You get the idea. This goes on for MONTHS. She contacts me from vacationing back home with what went wrong with us, I miss you, I've been dreaming about us, blah blah stuff of that nature. Most recently tries to call you on New Years, however you are with your GF and didn't want any part of that convo. She IS with him that night, but does manage to steal away to try to call you.

Now in the spirit of turnabout is always fair play, do you show coworker that tried to come between y'all (and eventually "succeeded") the texts she's been sending you?

Or

Do you do the nice thing and turn the other cheek?

Sorry for the long post. Hope it was an interesting read.
Psycho bitch is his problem, not yours. Move along.
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ncsu-tc' date='Jan 12 2009, 09:43 PM
^ and I'm the 4th from the right!!! Also my first.



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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr' date='Jan 13 2009, 06:21 AM
why did the stalker call me last night to change a light bulb for her???
Because you are leading her on... Quit answering the phone when she calls, problem fixed.


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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 10:17 AM
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OH I did not answer the phone I picked up the VM and text she sent me............
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 10:20 AM
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:11 AM
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wut?
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:44 AM
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Monica,
Which theory best explains dark matter?
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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:54 AM
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Once you go black, you never go back?
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