Ask the stormtrooper
Dear Mr Storm Trooper,
Why white? You guys fight in the desert...you fight in the woods... what strategic benefit does sticking out like a sore thumb provide you in combat? Is your "armour" some form of reverse tuxedo? Do you cry inside your helmet? How the hell to you use the bathroom when you're wearing that crap?
Happy Valentine's Day and be careful with the cards you may get...we wouldn't want you to bump into a wall while walking and die.
James Ledward
Why white? You guys fight in the desert...you fight in the woods... what strategic benefit does sticking out like a sore thumb provide you in combat? Is your "armour" some form of reverse tuxedo? Do you cry inside your helmet? How the hell to you use the bathroom when you're wearing that crap?
Happy Valentine's Day and be careful with the cards you may get...we wouldn't want you to bump into a wall while walking and die.
James Ledward






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