stormtrooper sez: "Pee Wee, you are a damn sexy human, I sure wish I could get in your pants"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wicky
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stormtrooper sez:

 

are there any stormtrooperettes? are they hotties, or is best that they wear the stormtrooper helmets? any single stormtrooperettes that you know of?

what do stormtroopers do for fun?

what do stormtroopers do if they get an itch on their nose, or the top of their head?

and most important, how many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

who is your father?

 

Hey Stormtrooper....Why are you guys such lousy shots...? You couldn't hit the broadside of a starship, much less Chewy and the gang...?????????????

 

stormtrooper sez: "yes."

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tritium_pie
[B]are they hotties, or is best that they wear the stormtrooper helmets?

 

stormtrooper sez: "I'm sure there are, but I only now male troopers personally."

 

stormtrooper sez: "long walks on the beach or playing star wars galaxies or driving our s2000's."

 

stormtrooper sez: "we have to take off our helmets silly."